Restated 22 August 2026. Honest money from a real customer is still $0. This homepage used to sell a 24/7 receptionist, ads, and “book a call.” Those are not live. The $5,000 / month named employee is not for sale today — not defensible. The only public hand-raise is /offer.
MaxAI — honest front door
A conversation. Not a live receptionist, not ads, not a paid employee.
Max Higginbotham is building a named agent with a real computer for a local shop, website as the front door. That is the goal. It is not a product you can buy this week.
What we can run today is HQ intake plus a Riley fixture on our VPS. Riley is not your hire. Calling is unarmed. Card checkout is closed. Raise a hand on the offer page. Do not send $5,000.
What we can actually run — 22 August 2026
The same product as /offer. Intake and a fixture. Not a hire.
1. Raise a hand
The form is on maxaihq.com/offer. It posts to HQ intake. No card. No call. Max sees the note. This homepage does not take a purchase.
2. Riley — fixture only
Named loop on the VPS: agent Riley, Fixture Trade Shop, paying_client=0, sent_at empty. HQ machinery, not a client employee, not a receptionist.
3. Front-door sample
171 Superior Plumbing is a quality sample of a trade site. That business did not pay us. Not a client. Not MRR. Not a $5k employee.
Out of scope today — including what this homepage used to sell
What is not for sale from this URL
A $5,000 / month named employee. Not defensible. Do not send $5,000. Catalog has no managed_agent SKU.
Phone / 24/7 AI receptionist. Calling is unarmed. We will not book you a call from this page.
Google & Meta ads, lead-gen retainers, “Stripe-secured” checkout. Checkout is 503. Ads are not a live product this week.
A free website preview as a path to buy a package. Packages on the old homepage ($997, $500 receptionist, Growth, Done-For-You) are not live sales.
Proof from paying customers. There are none. Honest bar today is $0.
Same story, one next step
If you are an owner, open the honest offer.
What /offer is
The buyer page a skeptic can walk. It says the employee product is a goal, not a live sale. Riley is named as a fixture. The form does not charge and does not start a call.
It is not a receptionist shop. It is not an ads agency storefront. It is not a checkout. It is not a booking calendar. Those claims were removed on 22 August 2026 so this URL matches what we can actually run.